suck it up! - Holly
geeze, break the walky talky, man! - Sarah
when birds fly! - Caitlin
hair is a wonderful thing! - Sarah
holly want a carrot?- Melissa
he's a cross-breed! - Caitlin
see, carbon dioxide goes in my head and out comes oxygen! - Bryan (vegetable)
sy killed a mouse again, the heads in the dryer! - Tinky
where's the cheese - Sally
I feel the sudden urge to cannibalism - Caitlin
son of a biscuit! - Santana
my mother was a biscuit and se was proud! - Caitlin
rats rule and they eat stuff - Sarah
pole slapping!!!!!! - Caitlin & Tinky
sarah, don't be stupid, you can't make dry ice out of vegetables! - Holly
yes, no, I don't know, no, you know? - Sarah
stop touching my thigh! - Holly
that's not an elk, that's an alpaca! - Tinky
look! people! - Caitlin
aren't you wearing any pants? - Holly
carrots of the pyrabean! - Tinky
you want to kiss Pete Wenth! - Cassidy
what, is he dead? poke him - Wendy
her hamster committed suicide! - Cassidy
ohhhh, look! a stop sign! - Caitlin
oh, mighty outhouse god, why did you curse me with such a mean sister?!? - Becca
chicken chicken, I'm gonna eat you! - Beth
caitlin, your having a crybaby again! - Sarah
sheeps don't go ba, they go sheep sheep! - Beth
gobbles go cluck - Emily
my hamster is dying! get a plunger! - Caitlin
I thank you for acknowledging my superiority and chose me as your human love pig! be horored! - Cassidy
sarah, where are you going? milk! - Wendy and Sarah
I like your hands, they look like money! - Caitlin
I will talk to you later, chili! - Tinky
you smell dead to me - Beth
hi captain mc. ....... hi! - Holly
I prefer not to feel your face - Sarah
my ipod's hotter than yours! - Caitlin
you're a nacho person today? - Sarah
will you stop talking behind my back, I'm right here fruitcake! - Cassidy
where's my squirt bottle? - Lisa
your head's a stocking! - Caitlin
cow, cow, ca, ca, ca, cow , rabbit - Tinky
maybe James will because I gave him rice cakes - Becca
isn't it fantastic, I'm a turkey! - Cassidy
he has a nice rake! - Jim
hey dad can i have some more breast (chicken)? would like a supportive bra with that or would you like it to just hang naturally? - Sarah and Jim
welcome to my planet - Sarah
how do you like my nose? - Sarah
chickenoodleoo!!! - Caitlin
underwear party! -Caitlin
remember the belly flop! - Sarah
psst! holly! psssssst! I'm in a chair! - Caitlin
yey, I'm a kid! - Caitlin
they're not ballet slippers, you're being deceived holly, deceived!!! - Tinky
why'd you tie your pants? - Sean (cane sugar)
I have to go, Aunty Flow is here - Cassidy
I inhale pickles - Bryan
tongue actually tastes pretty nasty - Bryan
bloody sugar! - Sarah, Amber, Holly, and Tinky
I lost my mouth! - Tinky
will you push her down the fire? - Becca
your intestines fell out your pantyhose? - Becca
see, i can't annoy you because I don't think I know everything, I know I know everything, I just don't use everything I know - Sarah
cars are supposed to yield at pedestrians, if they don't, well, I guess that's the pedestrian's problem - Sarah
it's called cheese- orange! - Sarah
cat hair on the piano, man! - Cassidy
did you just say you were going to water your locker? - Sarah
ahh, fricken ferter! - Caitlin
i'm very happy, the sun is shining, birds are singing, crows are picking rotting carcasses apart - Cassidy
thumbs away! - Ms.Patton
the definition of a fat alien is Aunt Mary running around in a towel, chasing a cat that's dragging her wig - Caitlin
that's my head Cassidy, give it back! - Beth
go, pee, it's the American dream! - Sarah
i'm not trying to be purvey by touching your butt, i'm just getting a pencil - Caitlin
do you wan't to join an annoying fan club? no, I live with an annoying cow and i'm not a fan of it - Beth and Sarah
that's my head, that's my head! THAT'S - ow!! that's my head dang it! - Cassidy
I want green cows! - Tinky
I'll bite your nose....... and roast it and eat it alive - Cassidy
microwaves are magical things, they turn fast food into plastic food! - Sarah
you might expect a sexist cannibal to go to chick-fil-a! - Sarah
caitlin, a word of advice, grow a longer tongue! - Sarah
it's the first time i peed this year! - Caitlin
crap muffin! a tomato fell on my thing! - Tinky
oh, I've just been sniffing giraffe - Sarah
die carrot! *crunch* - Caitlin
that almost went out my nose, and it was a tomato! - Caitlin
she was hot! - Caitlin
no banana car, don't hit us! - Sarah and Holly
when your hand's coated in spit, it's not something you forget! - Sarah
eh, eh, I can't reach my straw - Caitlin
she screwed up my head! - Caitlin and holly
pepsi chips! - Sarah and Amber
true! true! I dropped peanuts down my shirt - Tinky
she's infinity on he weight scale! - Tinky
she'd break the weight scale! - Cassidy
my daily routine........ fly catching! - Caitlin
oh, geeze! it moves! -Caitlin
plant fat human here - Caitlin
i'm not sleeping, i'm learning in my dreams-Sarah
laugh on a fast camel all you want, liz, but you won't get away! - Sarah
if life is like a box of chocolates, why doesn't it come with a map? - Cassidy
there's something wet on the floor, and it's in chunks! - Caitlin
you know you're fat when the couch disappears - Sarah
there's something about hands that makes me hungry - Caitlin
i'm allergic to carpet! - holly
it was tragic, it was horrid, it was purple! - Cassidy
Sarah's famous last words: when did I spill ketchup down my front?
Timmy's famous last words: darn second amendment
Sean's famous last words: do you think that pond was poisoned?
Timmy's famous last words: what are you gonna do with that machete?
Bryan's famous last words: excuse me, dude, but you dropped a pin
I like your shoes, Rebecca, can I eat them? - Lisa
I'm just a sweet Casvestite, from Casexual, Caslevania! - Sarah
look, honey! a full moon. now would be a good time to tell you i'm a werewolf - Sarah
if you look to the front you will see *crash* - Caitlin
it's ok if my driving stinks, i'm blind - Sarah
yes, let's laugh like flying cows on chicken pills! - Tinky
sarah! who are you sharing butts with! - Caitlin
you know you're dumb when you accuse NASA of classifying foods - Sean
my mom's not going to give me a dress! - Bryan
that gum wasn't sugar free! - Cassidy
*scream* i'm in a screaming mood today *scream* - Cassidy
my gazelle Steve is in here, hi Steve - Cassidy
they have spoons? - Caitlin
ah! no, i'm beheaded! - Cassidy
Elizabeth has a happy, funny, butt - Sarah
Holly scares the doghouse! - Natasha
I'm growing a horn! - Sarah
shiny car! shiny car! - Sarah
it's funny how funny we think funny things are - Caitlin