Hobo- Os!

Girl: Silly hobo, you don't have to dig through dumpsters to find good cereal!

Hobo: ugh?

Girl: when you have Hobo Os!

Hobo: ugh!                                                                                           

Girl: and, there's a free prize in every box!

Little Girl: Look daddy, I got an eye!

Girl: collect all 206 bones, or just beat them out yourself! ( hits hobo)

( Hobo's face pressed against window watching little girl pour cereal)

Girl: silly girl! hobo Os are for hobos!

Girl: and now Hobo Os are made with extra fiber!

Announcer- hobo not included, cereal and milk sold seperately,                                                                     to order your hobo Os today, call 1-800- hobo, or go online to hobo_os.com/dumpster product not sold in stores for radioactive reasons